To all the Telco engineers we know and love:
Please Get Smart already! We're dying to record calls from something like this:
Build the Smart Phone and Be Adored at Accurate Always. You can also boast about your newly claimed Super Hero status. There's a luxurious club card and a chance to win a brand-new Mercedes CLK- unless it's claimed by a certain marketing weasel first (read: no way in hell are you getting the car.) But the card is so darned spiffy, that who's to complain?
The Smart Phone is a critical part of... Actually, forget that was said. Spies never give away there secret plans and desires. Plus, this may be part of our confidential and proprietary Master Plan for World Domination, um, I mean world peace.
To be safe, and to insure full compliance, you may choose to eat your monitor and report that you have read this post in error. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.